Marketing explained

A Professor explained Marketing to his students


1. You see gorgeous girl in party, you go to her and say I am rich marry me That's Direct Marketing.


2. You attend party  and  your friend goes to a girl and pointing at you tells her. He' is very rich, marry him - That's Advertising. 


3. Girl walks to you and says u are rich, ca...n u marry me? "That's Brand Recognition" 


4. You say I m very rich marry me and she slaps u "That's Customer Feedback" 


5. You say I m very rich marry me and she introduces you to her husband "That's Demand and Supply Gap" 


6. Before you say I m rich, marry me, your wife arrives That's Restriction from Entering New Market. 

Know Your Customers

A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment.
A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"

The salesman explained

"When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through three posters...

First poster: A man lying in the hot desert sand...totally exhausted and fainting.

Second poster: The man is drinking our Cola.

Third poster: Our man is now totally refreshed.

And Then these posters were pasted all over the place “Then that should have worked!" said the friend.
"The hell it should had!? Said the salesman. didn't realize that Arabs read from right to left"