Thursday, March 29, 2012

Shankar One Line Story

Shankar always starts his story from a question.

  1. What happens, if poor people dont get education
  2. What happens, if a public person fell in love with a Governor's daughter
  3. What happens, if a man started killing the corrupted people
  4. What happens, if a twins loves the same girl
  5. What happens, if you become a cheif minister for a day
  6. What happens, if the BOYS ran away from their house for their Ambitions
  7. What happens, if a person get affected by Multiple Person disorder
  8. What happens, if a NRI wants to serve public in India
  9. What happens, If a robot gets emotions

10. What happens, if ___________

Sunday, March 04, 2012

Marketing explained

A Professor explained Marketing to his students

1. You see gorgeous girl in party, you go to her and say I am rich marry me That's Direct Marketing.

2. You attend party  and  your friend goes to a girl and pointing at you tells her. He' is very rich, marry him - That's Advertising. 

3. Girl walks to you and says u are rich, ca...n u marry me? "That's Brand Recognition" 

4. You say I m very rich marry me and she slaps u "That's Customer Feedback" 

5. You say I m very rich marry me and she introduces you to her husband "That's Demand and Supply Gap" 

6. Before you say I m rich, marry me, your wife arrives That's Restriction from Entering New Market. 


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